Red
Age:
He says 30-something, but we're checking on it.
Weight:
Perfect for his shell size.
Turn-ons:
When people blindly follow his wise advice.
Best Attribute:
Genius I.Q. and physical prowess (the best of both worlds).
Shortcomings:
Thinks he knows more than he actually does.
Appearance:
Red, round, and ALL chocolate.
Hidden Talent:
Can turn simple chores into complicated tasks.
Make Your World Red!
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Top 5 Reasons Red could be president
- 1He's loved and adored worldwide.
- 2He won't crack under pressure.
- 3Red is a power color.
- 4He's not entirely opposed to kissing babies.
- 5He's been telling people what to do his whole life.
